Dear Krishnah,
I know you think I'm a miserable nincompoop who goes around deleting sacred texts just to be mean. Maybe you're right. Regardless. I have created a new blog for us and I hope you feel compelled to become a part of it (because otherwise it wouldn't be just for us, it would be just for me, which is lame and I already have one of those). I hope you use it from time to time whenever time allows and so on so forth ad infinitum.
I pray to the Lord our Savior Jesus Christ that you won't hate me forever and that you will at the very least appreciate the application of my superior knowledge of fashion and matching and interior design in creating the beauty of this blog. The base layout for this blog was entitled "Awesome Inc." I chose it for a very specific reason. Because I love when things have "Incorporated" incorporated into the title.
I know you are sleeping and if I were the sandman I would sprinkle glittery dust in your eyes and give you the sweetest dreamz of florence, italy, and the machine, and cotton candy, and puppies of all sizes and IQs. And I'd stand over you and watch your little dreamy smile dreaming away all the bad feelings you have towards me. But alas. I'm not the sandman. I know I look like him.
I'll end this poem here and bid thee adieu, a Dewy, farewell, bon voyage, aloha. <3
De Son(dermier) of God